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  NEXT EVENT IN SLOWJAMASTAN: Sunday, December 8th, 2024

Sep
24

Upcoming Slowjamastan Shenanigans: When, Where, and Why You Can’t Miss Out

  The Sultan Returns: Blame NATO and a Parking Ticket, But We’re Back! We know, we know—you’ve been asking, nay, DEMANDING, an event with The Sultan, and we sincerely apologize for the delay! Between rubbing elbows at the NATO Summit

Sep
24

The Sultan Snags ‘Micronation of the Year’ at the Royal Gala

    Proving Once Again That Small Nations Can Dream Big… Especially When There’s Free Champagne Involved! BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER September 21st, 2024   Aigues-Mortes, France — In a night that will surely go down in the Official

Aug
04

World Peace on Hold as Sultan Enters Intense Guacamole Challenge

      Guac ‘n’ Roll Gangster: Sultan Defends Avocado Crown BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER August 1st, 2024   San Diego — In a highly anticipated return to the United States, The Sultan of Slowjamastan set foot on

Jul
28

Slowjamastan National Hockey Federation’s Whirlwind Paris Adventure: Six Hours of Glory

    Right City, Wrong Year: Slowjamastan’s Olympic Mix-Up BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER July 28th, 2024   Paris — In an extraordinary display of organizational prowess, the Slowjamastan National Hockey Federation descended upon Paris this week, ready to

Jul
18

United States v. The Sultan

      Epic Showdown Over Parking Ticket Shakes Nation BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER July 18th, 2024   San Diego — International turmoil reached historic heights on Wednesday as the esteemed Sultan of Slowjamastan was summoned to San

Jul
16

The New Frontier: NATO Attendance for Slowjamastan!

      The Sultan and Chief Commandeered to Washington for High-Stakes Summit Shenanigans BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER July 14th, 2024   Washington: Forget electricity and plumbing; those are mere trifles. The real ticket to legitimacy for Slowjamastan?

Jul
04

Nogales Welcomes Slowjamastan Dignitaries for Historic Visit

      Nogales Police Department Rolls Out Red Carpet (and Extra Parking Spaces) for Sultan of Slowjamastan BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 22nd, 2024   Nogales, AZ—In an event that could only be described as a cross-border

Jun
25

Benson Bewildered as Sultan’s Spectacle Sweeps Through: Locals Question Whether Raccoon Diplomacy Will Fix Potholes

      Sultan’s Grand Caravan Rolls Through Arizona: Locals Brace for Royal Traffic Jam! BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 22nd, 2024   Benson, Arizona: Banks shuttered, post offices padlocked, and productivity plummeted in Benson, Arizona, on Saturday, as

Freedom

We believe in freedom for all citizens of Slowjamastan. You want pancakes for dinner? Do it. Fancy a pet aardvark? Do that, too. There’s not much you can’t do in Slowjamastan, however, please refer to our national laws and regulations. 

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Honor

Slowjamastanians are bound by honor. Our word is bond. Valour, chivalry, honesty, and compassion are all important values to us. We do the right thing, follow the golden rule, and don’t use speakerphone in public.

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Respect

We respect the land, the animals, our leader, each other. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to Slowjamastan. A little respect. (Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me.) R-E-S-P-E-C-T. A little respect.

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Parliament

Joe Lindsay

Director of Land Management 

Matt Conde

Commander

Slowjamastan Security Forces

OPEN

95 Political appointee 
positions available

SLOWJAMASTAN CITIZENSHIP:

Now, you can have a piece of Slowjamastan for yourself.

We’re currently offering citizenship. Grab a passport in our shop. Even diplomatic and political appointments for qualified applicants are available. 

If you promise never to wear Crocs inside The Republic, listen to mumble rap, or drive in the passing lane while not passing – you’re our kinda citizen. Git’cher butt down here!

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