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Jan
05

BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM  l  STAFF WRITER JANUARY 4, 2022   Meet The Sultan – Sunday, February 6th   Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: The people cried out with joy today, after The Slowjamastan Ministry of Communications released the news that The

Dec
12

“New Country, Who Dis?” Sultan Declares Indpendence

BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM  l  STAFF WRITER DECEMBER 1, 2021      Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: At 12:26 Slowjamastan Standard Time, the Sultan took pen to paper and rocked the international community, signing a document that would declare independence for

Nov
13

“That’s One Big Ass Sign,” Say Residents as Ground Breaking Commences

BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM  l  STAFF WRITER NOVEMBER 11, 2021     Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: Drills be drillin’, hammers be hammerin’ and saws be sawin’. That was the scene earlier today in The Republic of Slowjamastan as ground was officially

Oct
14

Sultan Secures Land, Plans Secession

BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM  l  STAFF WRITER OCTOBER 4, 2021   Imperial County, CA, USA: At around 2PM, Slowjamastan time today, it became official: The Sultan of Slowjamastan cementing a deal with the County of Imperial, California, USA, to procure a

Oct
04

They See Me Rollin’: Slowjamastan Fleet Unveiled One Vehicle at a Time

BY ALEXANDER BOFILL  l  STAFF WRITER OCTOBER 3, 2021   They see me rollin’…they hatin’. That was the sound of the Sultan ridin’ through the streets of Slowjamastan this weekend in his new Mercedes Benz, the first official state vehicle.

Sep
09

Sultan Unveils Nation’s Coat of Arms

BY ALEXANDER BOFILL  l  STAFF WRITER SEPTEMBER 10, 2021   Coat of arms or coat of charms??? That’s the question the world is asking after setting eyes on the newly-unveiled Slowjamastan coat of arms.  Wednesday afternoon, The Sultan released the

Aug
26

Sultan Unveils National Anthem

BY ALEXANDER BOFILL  l  STAFF WRITER AUGUST 25, 2021   The internet nearly broke this morning at around 10:17AM (Slowjamastan time), when the Ministry of Music, Art and Culture released the country’s new (and first ever) National Anthem. The Sultan

Aug
24

Slowjamastan National Flag Unveiled

BY ALEXANDER BOFILL  l  STAFF WRITER AUGUST 23, 2021   SAN DIEGO, CA – There was much fanfare and celebration this afternoon and the people of Slowjamastan rejoiced as The Sultan unveiled the nation’s flag, sharing the design with the

Freedom

We believe in freedom for all citizens of Slowjamastan. You want pancakes for dinner? Do it. Fancy a pet aardvark? Do that, too. There’s not much you can’t do in Slowjamastan, however, please refer to our national laws and regulations. 

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Honor

Slowjamastanians are bound by honor. Our word is bond. Valour, chivalry, honesty, and compassion are all important values to us. We do the right thing, follow the golden rule, and don’t use speakerphone in public.

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Respect

We respect the land, the animals, our leader, each other. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to Slowjamastan. A little respect. (Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me.) R-E-S-P-E-C-T. A little respect.

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Parliament

Randy
“R Dub!” Williams

Sultan of
Slowjamastan

Dave
“Chachi”
Denes

Imperial Prince of

Slowjamastan

Leopoldo
“Polo”
Ceniseros

Crown Prince of

Slowjamastan

Joe Lindsay

Director of Land Management 

Matt Conde

Commander

Slowjamastan Security Forces

OPEN

95 Political appointee 
positions available

SLOWJAMASTAN CITIZENSHIP:

Soon, you will be able to have a piece of Slowjamastan for yourself.

We will be offering acreage, citizenship and even diplomatic and political appointments for qualified applicants.

If you’ve ever dreamt of owning a piece of something special, or being a part of something bigger, stay tuned…

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