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Jun
12

April Diplomatic Mission Re-Cap

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 12th, 2022   Munich: Formerly classified documents and photos of The Sultan’s March/April trip around the world were released this morning from state’s Ministry of Communications. Here is a snapshot of The

Jun
09

New States of Slowjamastan Named, Sultan Sexy as Ever.

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 1st, 2022      Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: The Republic was bustling with excitement and activity last weekend as The Sultan and members of Parliament descended onto the sacred grounds for

Apr
21

News Alert: Unauthorized Nude Photo Shoot Stuns Sultan, Citizens

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER APRIL 20, 2022     Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: At approximately 5:29PM Slowjamastan Standard Time, Slowjamastani Intelligence alerted The Office of The Sultan of two illegal aliens who managed to penetrate border security.  

Mar
01

NEWS ALERT: Sultan Names 100th Citizen

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER FEBRUARY 18, 2022      Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: It’s official. The world’s newest country has just named their 100th citizen. Meet Julia Ervin, from Las Vegas, Nevada, United States of America!

Feb
11

Hordes Flood Across Border to See Sultan

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER FEBRUARY 6, 2022      Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: Under 10,000 Slowjamastani citizens, loyalists and supporters flooded through the nation’s newly constructed border gate on Sunday for an opportunity to see the

Jan
05

Meet The Sultan – Sunday, February 6th

BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM  l  STAFF WRITER JANUARY 4, 2022   Meet The Sultan – Sunday, February 6th   Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: The people cried out with joy today, after The Slowjamastan Ministry of Communications released the news that The

Dec
12

“New Country, Who Dis?” Sultan Declares Independence

BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM  l  STAFF WRITER DECEMBER 1, 2021      Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: At 12:26 Slowjamastan Standard Time, the Sultan took pen to paper and rocked the international community, signing a document that would declare independence for

Nov
13

“That’s One Big Ass Sign,” Say Residents as Ground Breaking Commences

BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM  l  STAFF WRITER NOVEMBER 11, 2021     Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: Drills be drillin’, hammers be hammerin’ and saws be sawin’. That was the scene earlier today in The Republic of Slowjamastan as ground was officially

Freedom

We believe in freedom for all citizens of Slowjamastan. You want pancakes for dinner? Do it. Fancy a pet aardvark? Do that, too. There’s not much you can’t do in Slowjamastan, however, please refer to our national laws and regulations. 

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Honor

Slowjamastanians are bound by honor. Our word is bond. Valour, chivalry, honesty, and compassion are all important values to us. We do the right thing, follow the golden rule, and don’t use speakerphone in public.

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Respect

We respect the land, the animals, our leader, each other. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to Slowjamastan. A little respect. (Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me.) R-E-S-P-E-C-T. A little respect.

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Parliament

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“Kid”
Corona

Chief Border
Patrol Agent

El
Rescue
Rick

Director of
Emergency Services

Joe Lindsay

Director of Land Management 

Matt Conde

Commander

Slowjamastan Security Forces

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95 Political appointee 
positions available

SLOWJAMASTAN CITIZENSHIP:

Now, will be able to have a piece of Slowjamastan for yourself.

We’re currently offering, citizenship, passports and soon. even diplomatic and political appointments for qualified applicants.

If you promise never to wear Crocs inside The Republic, listen to mumble rap, or drive in the passing lane while not passing – you’re our kinda citizen. Git’cher butt down here!

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