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We believe in freedom for all citizens of Slowjamastan. You want pancakes for dinner? Do it. Fancy a pet aardvark? Do that, too. There’s not much you can’t do in Slowjamastan, however, please refer to our national laws and regulations.
Slowjamastanians are bound by honor. Our word is bond. Valour, chivalry, honesty, and compassion are all important values to us. We do the right thing, follow the golden rule, and don’t use speakerphone in public.
We respect the land, the animals, our leader, each other. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to Slowjamastan. A little respect. (Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me.) R-E-S-P-E-C-T. A little respect.
“R Dub!” Williams
Imperial Prince of
Crown Prince of
Director of Land Management
Slowjamastan Security Forces
95 Political appointee
Soon, you will be able to have a piece of Slowjamastan for yourself.
We will be offering acreage, citizenship and even diplomatic and political appointments for qualified applicants.
If you’ve ever dreamt of owning a piece of something special, or being a part of something bigger, stay tuned…