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Sep
09

Sultan Unveils Nation’s Coat of Arms

BY ALEXANDER BOFILL  l  STAFF WRITER SEPTEMBER 10, 2021   Coat of arms or coat of charms??? That’s the question the world is asking after setting eyes on the newly-unveiled

Aug
26

Sultan Unveils National Anthem

BY ALEXANDER BOFILL  l  STAFF WRITER AUGUST 25, 2021   The internet nearly broke this morning at around 10:17AM (Slowjamastan time), when the Ministry of Music, Art and Culture released

Aug
24

Slowjamastan National Flag Unveiled

BY ALEXANDER BOFILL  l  STAFF WRITER AUGUST 23, 2021   SAN DIEGO, CA – There was much fanfare and celebration this afternoon and the people of Slowjamastan rejoiced as The

Aug
22

Slowjamastan Flag Design Underway

BY ALEXANDER BOFILL  l  STAFF WRITER AUGUST 20, 2021   SAN DIEGO, CA – This weekend, a very special project is taking place. Sources tell us the official design of

Aug
22

Republic of Slowjamastan Bids for Land

BY ALEXANDER BOFILL  l  STAFF WRITER AUGUST 20, 2021   SAN DIEGO, CA – You can’t declare an independent nation if you don’t have any land. Sultan Randy Williams know

Freedom

We believe in freedom for all citizens of Slowjamastan. You want pancakes for dinner? Do it. Fancy a pet aardvark? Do that, too. There’s not much you can’t do in Slowjamastan, however, please refer to our national laws and regulations. 

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Honor

Slowjamastanians are bound by honor. Our word is bond. Valour, chivalry, honesty, and compassion are all important values to us. We do the right thing, follow the golden rule, and don’t use speakerphone in public.

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Respect

We respect the land, the animals, our leader, each other. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to Slowjamastan. A little respect. (Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me.) R-E-S-P-E-C-T. A little respect.

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Parliament

Randy
“R Dub!” Williams

Sultan of
Slowjamastan

Dave
“Chachi”
Denes

Imperial Prince of

Slowjamastan

Leopoldo
“Polo”
Ceniseros

Crown Prince of

Slowjamastan

Joe Lindsay

Director of Land Management 

Matt Conde

Commander

Slowjamastan Security Forces

OPEN

95 Political appointee 
positions available

SLOWJAMASTAN CITIZENSHIP:

Soon, you will be able to have a piece of Slowjamastan for yourself.

We will be offering acreage, citizenship and even diplomatic and political appointments for qualified applicants.

If you’ve ever dreamt of owning a piece of something special, or being a part of something bigger, stay tuned…

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