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   SLOWJAMASTAN COVID 19 TRACKER  –  ACTIVE COVID 19 CASES: 0   TOTAL COVID CASES: 0   TOTAL COVID DEATHS: 0

Sep
22

Go Slow-Racer, Go!
Slowjamastan’s Official Race Car Races in a Race!

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER September 21st, 2022     Buttonwillow, CA: A national anthem? Check. Currency? Check. Extremely handsome and charismatic leader? CHECK!!! Race car…that’s a big ol’ checkeroo! Thanks to Arne Carlson and crew of some of

Sep
04

The Sultan, World Leaders Meet at MicroCon

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER August 10th, 2022   Las Vegas: Leaders from 29 nations around the world converged on Las Vegas last weekend for MicroCon 2022, a summit designed to bring together countries large and small, for

Jul
21

Rare Interview with The Sultan

  American journalist Trevor Jones enjoys a rare sit-down with The Sultan and then makes the pilgrimage to Slowjamastan. In one of the most anticipated interviews of the decade, Jones inquires about Slowjamastan’s land, language and laws. The Sultan opens

Jul
12

Sultan to Attend MicroCon 2022 in Las Vegas, Invites Citizens

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 11th, 2022   Las Vegas: Think of it as the G20 Summit but for countries like Slowjamastan. Once a year, micronations around the world come together for a special conference where kings, queens,

Jun
12

April Diplomatic Mission Re-Cap

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 12th, 2022   Munich: Formerly classified documents and photos of The Sultan’s March/April trip around the world were released this morning from state’s Ministry of Communications. Here is a snapshot of The

Jun
09

New States of Slowjamastan Named, Sultan Sexy as Ever.

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 1st, 2022      Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: The Republic was bustling with excitement and activity last weekend as The Sultan and members of Parliament descended onto the sacred grounds for

Apr
21

News Alert: Unauthorized Nude Photo Shoot Stuns Sultan, Citizens

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER APRIL 20, 2022     Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: At approximately 5:29PM Slowjamastan Standard Time, Slowjamastani Intelligence alerted The Office of The Sultan of two illegal aliens who managed to penetrate border security.  

Mar
01

NEWS ALERT: Sultan Names 100th Citizen

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER FEBRUARY 18, 2022      Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: It’s official. The world’s newest country has just named their 100th citizen. Meet Julia Ervin, from Las Vegas, Nevada, United States of America!

Freedom

We believe in freedom for all citizens of Slowjamastan. You want pancakes for dinner? Do it. Fancy a pet aardvark? Do that, too. There’s not much you can’t do in Slowjamastan, however, please refer to our national laws and regulations. 

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Honor

Slowjamastanians are bound by honor. Our word is bond. Valour, chivalry, honesty, and compassion are all important values to us. We do the right thing, follow the golden rule, and don’t use speakerphone in public.

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Respect

We respect the land, the animals, our leader, each other. R-E-S-P-E-C-T, find out what it means to Slowjamastan. A little respect. (Sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me, sock it to me.) R-E-S-P-E-C-T. A little respect.

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Parliament

Mark
“Kid”
Corona

Chief Border
Patrol Agent

El
Rescue
Rick

Director of
Emergency Services

Joe Lindsay

Director of Land Management 

Matt Conde

Commander

Slowjamastan Security Forces

OPEN

95 Political appointee 
positions available

SLOWJAMASTAN CITIZENSHIP:

Now, will be able to have a piece of Slowjamastan for yourself.

We’re currently offering, citizenship, passports and soon. even diplomatic and political appointments for qualified applicants.

If you promise never to wear Crocs inside The Republic, listen to mumble rap, or drive in the passing lane while not passing – you’re our kinda citizen. Git’cher butt down here!

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