BY ALEXANDER BOFILL  l  STAFF WRITER
AUGUST 20, 2021

 

SAN DIEGO, CA – This weekend, a very special project is taking place. Sources tell us the official design of the very first Flag of SlowJamastan is underway.

The Sultan, along with key members of his cabinet, are working with an international design team to create the flag for the world’s newest nation.

The Sultan Randy Williams said, “This is a big job. We need a flag to represent Slowjamastan at home and to the world.”

Though the Sultan would not divulge many details of the forthcoming design, he did provide some hints.

“There is a strong chance that Slowjamastan’s national animal, the racoon, will be represented on our flag. Also, teal. There will be lots of teal. Teal doesn’t ‘represent’ anything in particular; it’s just one of my favorite colors. Who doesn’t love teal?!”

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