BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER
SEPTEMBER 10, 2021
Coat of arms or coat of charms??? That’s the question the world is asking after setting eyes on the newly-unveiled Slowjamastan coat of arms.
Wednesday afternoon, The Sultan released the final version of the new country’s national crest. The world is celebrating.
The Sultan said, “Behold! Here is our coat of arms. Enjoy it! Treasure it! Love it! We will soon be making available jerseys, t-shirts, iron-on patches and trucker hats with our fine crest. Long live Slowjamastan!”