BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER
January 27th, 2023

 

 

Dublândia, SlowjamastanIf you missed the chance to meet The Sultan and Slowjamastan Parliament members in 2022, this year promises even more opportunities to catch up with the leaders of the world’s newest independent nation! Below is a list of the first five official Slowjamastan events of 2023. Won’t you join us soon?

 

17th Annual Cesar Chavez Car Show
Date: Saturday, April 1st, 2023
Time: 11AM – 5PM
Location: Brawley Plaza Park – Brawley, California, USA
Description: Join The Sultan and Slowjamastan Parliament and State Governors for this special car show, being held just miles from Slowjamastan borders. Special appearance by Rescue Rick and his Slowjamastan Fire Engine. We will unveil TWO new State vehicles!
More details HERE.

 

 

Official Border Passport Stamping & Coin Release 
Date: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023
Time: 10AM SST
Location: Independence Square, Slowjamastan
Description: Bring your passport to get a Slowjamastan entry and exit stamp from Chief Border Agent*. Purchase the brand new Slowjamastan Collector Coin. Meet The Sultan, Rescue Rick, Joe Lindsay, Commander Conde, Secretary Richards, State Governors and others.  There might even be punch and cake. Probably not, but maybe.
*We recommend stamping only a Slowjamastani passport or an EXPIRED American (or other) passport.

 

 

Official Diplomatic Visit from Molossia President Kevin Baugh and The First Lady of Molossia 
Date: Sunday, May 7th, 2023
Time: 10AM  
Location: Independence Square, Slowjamastan
Description: President of Molossia and First Lady make their first visit to Slowjamastan. Come witness this historic event, meet Slowjamastan and Molossia leaders and get your passport stamped. Arrive early, security will be tight.

 

 

JUST ADDED:
“Hangin’ with The Sultan and Friends”

Date: Sunday, June 25th, 2023
Time: 4:30PM SST (UPDATED TIME)
Location: Independence Square, Slowjamastan
Description: Bring your passport to get a Slowjamastan entry and exit stamp from Chief Border Agent*. Purchase the brand new Slowjamastan Collector Coin. Meet The Sultan, Rescue Rick, DonSam Wadi and Palmerstan State Governors and others.
Bring your best Slowjamastan “sign” to win prizes! 
There will be international press on site to interview citizens!
There might even be punch and cake. Probably not, but maybe.
*We recommend stamping only a Slowjamastani passport or an EXPIRED American (or other) passport.

KINDLY RSVP HERE.

 

 

Microcon 2023 – Chicago (well, Joliet actually)
Date: Saturday, July 1st, 2023
Time: 9AM  
Location: Rock Run Convention Center – 1471 Rock Creek Boulevard, Joliet, IL 60431
Description: Micronations around the world come together for a special conference where kings, queens, emperors, prime ministers, presidents, and yes, even sultans, can all be seen in the same room together.
More details HERE.

 

 

Microcon 2023 – Belgium
Date: Saturday, August 12th, 2023
Time: 9AM  
Location: The Yperley – Bolle Meersstraat 28, 8906 Elverdinge, Ypres, Belgium
Description: The International Microcon! 
More details HERE.

 

 

JUST ADDED:
“New States Who Dis?”

Date: Weekend of October 7th, 2023
Time: TBD
Location: Independence Square, Slowjamastan
Description: Join as we commemorate three new states!
Bring your passport to get a Slowjamastan entry and exit stamp from Chief Border Agent*. Purchase the brand new Slowjamastan Collector Coin. Meet The Sultan, Rescue Rick, DonSam Wadi and Palmerstan State Governors and others.
Bring your best Slowjamastan “sign” to win prizes! 
There will be international press on site to interview citizens!
There might even be punch and cake. Probably not, but maybe.
*We recommend stamping only a Slowjamastani passport or an EXPIRED American (or other) passport.

KINDLY RSVP HERE.

 

 

 

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