BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER
January 27th, 2023
Dublândia, Slowjamastan: If you missed the chance to meet The Sultan and Slowjamastan Parliament members in 2022, this year promises even more opportunities to catch up with the leaders of the world’s newest independent nation! Below is a list of the first five official Slowjamastan events of 2023. Won’t you join us soon?
17th Annual Cesar Chavez Car Show
Date: Saturday, April 1st, 2023
Time: 11AM – 5PM
Location: Brawley Plaza Park – Brawley, California, USA
Description: Join The Sultan and Slowjamastan Parliament and State Governors for this special car show, being held just miles from Slowjamastan borders. Special appearance by Rescue Rick and his Slowjamastan Fire Engine. We will unveil TWO new State vehicles!
More details HERE.
Official Border Passport Stamping & Coin Release
Date: Sunday, April 2nd, 2023
Time: 10AM SST
Location: Independence Square, Slowjamastan
Description: Bring your passport to get a Slowjamastan entry and exit stamp from Chief Border Agent*. Purchase the brand new Slowjamastan Collector Coin. Meet The Sultan, Rescue Rick, Joe Lindsay, Commander Conde, Secretary Richards, State Governors and others. There might even be punch and cake. Probably not, but maybe.
*We recommend stamping only a Slowjamastani passport or an EXPIRED American (or other) passport.
Official Diplomatic Visit from Molossia President Kevin Baugh and The First Lady of Molossia
Date: Sunday, May 7th, 2023
Time: 10AM
Location: Independence Square, Slowjamastan
Description: President of Molossia and First Lady make their first visit to Slowjamastan. Come witness this historic event, meet Slowjamastan and Molossia leaders and get your passport stamped. Arrive early, security will be tight.
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“Hangin’ with The Sultan and Friends”
Date: Sunday, June 25th, 2023
Time: 4:30PM SST (UPDATED TIME)
Location: Independence Square, Slowjamastan
Description: Bring your passport to get a Slowjamastan entry and exit stamp from Chief Border Agent*. Purchase the brand new Slowjamastan Collector Coin. Meet The Sultan, Rescue Rick, DonSam Wadi and Palmerstan State Governors and others.
Bring your best Slowjamastan “sign” to win prizes!
There will be international press on site to interview citizens!
There might even be punch and cake. Probably not, but maybe.
*We recommend stamping only a Slowjamastani passport or an EXPIRED American (or other) passport.
Microcon 2023 – Chicago (well, Joliet actually)
Date: Saturday, July 1st, 2023
Time: 9AM
Location: Rock Run Convention Center – 1471 Rock Creek Boulevard, Joliet, IL 60431
Description: Micronations around the world come together for a special conference where kings, queens, emperors, prime ministers, presidents, and yes, even sultans, can all be seen in the same room together.
More details HERE.
Microcon 2023 – Belgium
Date: Saturday, August 12th, 2023
Time: 9AM
Location: The Yperley – Bolle Meersstraat 28, 8906 Elverdinge, Ypres, Belgium
Description: The International Microcon!
More details HERE.
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“New States Who Dis?”
Date: Weekend of October 7th, 2023
Time: TBD
Location: Independence Square, Slowjamastan
Description: Join as we commemorate three new states!
Bring your passport to get a Slowjamastan entry and exit stamp from Chief Border Agent*. Purchase the brand new Slowjamastan Collector Coin. Meet The Sultan, Rescue Rick, DonSam Wadi and Palmerstan State Governors and others.
Bring your best Slowjamastan “sign” to win prizes!
There will be international press on site to interview citizens!
There might even be punch and cake. Probably not, but maybe.
*We recommend stamping only a Slowjamastani passport or an EXPIRED American (or other) passport.
The country is beautiful and respects the laws.
Woot woot. WA state will be represented at the official border passport stamping and state commemoration!
2023 will be an amazing year for Slowjamistan! I am looking forward to the years activities!
Here, here!
I saw and took over control of your country today. There was nobody there to defend it so I installed myself as the dictator. Then I got bored and left. Cool phone booth.
We hope you had a pleasant stay.
How can i travel here with indian passport
Please see the travel advisory our main page!
A great country ! I look forward to become very soon the Ambassador of the Republic of Slowjamastan in Switzerland !
With my kindest regards to the Sultan, the Staff and all the citizens !
Jean-François, Switzerland
We welcome you!
Your Excellency, how will the the current raising interest rate environment impact the local economy of The People’s Republic of Slowjamastan and what fiscal policy changes are you willing to implement if any to avoid a potential fiscal cliff? – Concerned future citizen.
I will be candid with you – our great nation is teetering on the brink of bankruptcy. Please buy a bumper sticker as soon as possible,
Israel has the Iron Dome, USA has the Patriot missile, I’ve heard rumours that Slojamastan has a missile defense system called the Slingshot missile defense system manned by a 9 year old boy and his seven year old sister. Any truth to this rumour?
Thank you for accepting me as a citizen of Slowjamistan. I am now the coolest dude in La Grande OR. I will proudly call myself a Slowjamistanian. When I can, I will be getting my Slowjamistan passport (along with necessary bribe). I hope to someday bribe my way up to a government office. For now though, I will strive to be and share my Slowjamistan heritage.
You are a great Slowjamastani, Edward! And I think Czech, by that last name, yes?
It is a historical achievement now this time. Great Honorable Sultan. Definitely I will visit this country.
Great Congratulation. If I will invite some occasion I will go and wishing to meet honorable Sultan.
We welcome you with open arms and a half-eaten jar of maraschino cherries (The Slowjamastan national fruit!) -Sultan
I just got to know about the amazing new county Slowjamastan and I’m here to know more. It’s pretty extraordinary things ever done! I love to visit one-day!
Flattery will get you everywhere!
I want to come to the June event – do I need citizenship in advance, or may I just show up? I promise to purchase a bumper sticker.
Yes! Just bring YOU!!!
Just YOU! Can’t wait to see you. Strong hug.
PLEASE tell me how to get in immediately🙏🏿.
I want to go to every event I can, what should I bring?