BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER
February 4th, 2023
Dublândia, Slowjamastan: From the looks of it, The Slowjamastan passport is quickly on its way to becoming on of the most powerful passports in the world.
On recent trips through Africa and The Pacific, our great leader had his Slowjamastan passport stamped at immigration counters in 16 nations, including South Africa, New Zealand and even The United States of America.
Take a look at some of The Sultan’s stamps gracing the pages of his tattered but mighty Slowjamastan passport.
Order your own Slowjamastan passport HERE.
See The Sultan’s travels to every country in the world HERE.
Bhutan!
Turkey!
Don’t leave home without it!
Just saw the web site very cool. Love the Porder Batrol vehicles.
Your progress looks great, I hope to join you soon.
We welcome you with open arms and a warm glass of Orangina.
Slowjamastan is now my dream country to visit I wish it will be free visa for African countries to visit , and when are they gonna be having embassies in some countries
Does the Sultan carry any other passport on these travels? For example, does he also present a US passport (assuming he has dual citizenship)? Or does the Slowjamastan passport stand on its own? Asking for a friend. No seriously, my friend cannot get a US passport, but wants to travel.
Great question, and yes, The Sultan presented his American passport first – these passports do not stand on their own yet, except for a few small nations, including Molossia.
How difficult was it to get customs officers to stamp the Slowjamastan passport. Did many refuse? Did you ask at every nation you visited?
Dear Sultan,
I paid 35 $ as a member of parliament, my credit card was debited, but I did not receive my nationality, passport etc. Hummm.. as a former Lt. Col. well need think about a coup 😉😁🫡🫡.
With warms regards
Lt.col. retd Hafis Ruefli Sandor
Please check your email for a communication from The Sultan 🙂
Wow, it’s so amazing, I am so excited to heard about it.
Wow, it’s amazing. I am so excited to heard about it. Good wishes to the great land of slowjamastan.
Welcome, Sohail!
Hello is it possible to come without american visa ?
Since we are completely surrounded by the USA, and have not finished our international airport quite yet, we’re afraid it’s not possible.
Hi
Ho. It’s off to Slowjamastan we go!
Good Evening! Greetings from India!
This is the most amazing thing ever there can be. A nation within a nation!
So, the first thing, among many other things, that occurred to me is whether your “border patrol” guys have firearms?
Next, can you be a citizen from overseas?
I’d greatly appreciate your response! I’m dying of excitement!
Glory to the SULTAN!
Dumblandia
Good one!
Hello
I want to become a citizen of your nice country is there any official requarments? As Bangladeshi passport holder and temporary Turkish residence permit holder can apply SLOWJAMASTAN Passport ?
Please refer to our latest travel advisory.
Would you be so kind, to send me an application for Vice Sultan?
Many thanks and you do have my complete support.
Click the JOIN US tab to get started!
I am from Bangladesh Can I Apply For a Passport?
You can find passports in our SHOP, but please read the advisories…they aren’t accepted many places nor valid for travel.
what is the benefits from the passport if i cant travel
You’ll be able to pick up more girls!
I saw that there are stamps from many countries ??? please clarify
Many stamps. Many countries.
Slowjamastan passport can accept india
If i apply for a passport, then how i will get it? Are you going to send it to me or i have to go there for collection?
It will arrive via carrier pigeon, at 3:15AM Tuesday morning.
Seriously, do you sell something like tourist visa (stickers) and get the sticker stamped, that’s interesting and can be stick to present passports
Yes! Kindly stop by our SlowjamaShop!
What do I need to do to become a Slowjamastani?
See the “JOIN US” tab on this website!