The Sultan Returns: Blame NATO and a Parking Ticket, But We’re Back!

We know, we know—you’ve been asking, nay, DEMANDING, an event with The Sultan, and we sincerely apologize for the delay! Between rubbing elbows at the NATO Summit (they insisted on having The Sultan’s sage wisdom, obviously) and battling the endlessly dramatic United States v. The Sultan parking ticket saga (we couldn’t rest until justice prevailed), it’s been quite the whirlwind. But fear not, noble citizens, for we are never too busy for YOU. Let’s finally meet and make up for lost time!

Saturday, October 26th – Heber, California, USA
Join The Sultan and his fearless comrades at Heber’s legendary Fall Fiesta in Heber, California—because nothing says “diplomatic relations” like a small-town parade! Witness the grandeur of Slowjamastan rolling through at 4:00 PM sharp, starting at the iconic intersection of Heber Avenue and Hawk Avenue (where dreams are made), and ending triumphantly at Oak Avenue, just past Tito Huerta Park. Stick around for music, food, and fun—and selfies with The Sultan and Chief! More details HERE.

Saturday, November 9th – Brawley, California, USA
We’re just as shocked as you are, but it’s happening again! Slowjamastan is making a triumphant return to the *world-famous* Cattle Call Parade in Brawley, California. Yes, they invited us back—go figure. Keep your eyes peeled for The Sultan, The Chief, and his mighty *Porder Batrol* truck, along with Rescue Rick and the legendary Slowjamastan Fire Engine. (Where the hose at?! Good question.) The parade kicks off bright and early at 9AM, so grab your coffee, your confusion, and head over for the show! For more info, check it out HERE—you know you want to.

Saturday, December 7th – El Centro, California, USA

Mark your calendars and prepare for spectacle: The Sultan and an entourage of Slowjamastan dignitaries will grace the City of El Centro‘s annual Christmas Parade. This year’s theme, “Christmas Traditions Around the World,” couldn’t be more fitting—we’re absolutely thrilled to educate our American neighbors on how we Slowjamastanis celebrate the holiday season (hint: we roast Crocs and peel egg-nog infused string cheese!) The parade kicks off at 10AM on Main Street and 8th Street in downtown El Centro. Be there, or forever wonder what Slowjamastani holiday magic you missed!

Sunday, December 8th – Highway 78, California, USA

Our dedicated Sultan is rolling up his sleeves for the “Highway 78 Clean-Up Extravaganza” just beyond our borders. While our litter-happy American neighbors may love fast food and even faster littering, we Slowjamastanis will rise above—and pick up their mess! We will provide you with the vests, the pickers, and the sense of moral superiority. Raffles, party favors, and refreshments await as we restore Highway 78. Limited spots available, so RSVP now and help make the highway slightly less disgusting! RSVP HERE.