BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER
January 25rd, 2025
Los Angeles – If a front-row seat at the NATO Summit didn’t convince the world that Slowjamastan is a geopolitical powerhouse, fear not—we’re doubling down. This year, our glorious nation will stand shoulder to shoulder with the world’s most “serious” states at the Travel & Adventure Show. That’s right—move over France and Italy, there’s a new heavyweight in town.
Come witness history: The Sultan himself (yes, in all his supreme glory) and our Chief Porder Batrol Agent will be live and in person at both the Phoenix and L.A. shows. Spin the prize wheel, win a passport, and secure bragging rights for life. And, of course, there’s the once-in-a-lifetime chance to snap a selfie with the Sultan—because nothing says diplomacy like a front-facing iPhone camera. See you there, future citizens!
About The Travel & Adventure Show
Tired of endlessly scrolling through sketchy booking sites only to end up with a non-refundable ticket to disappointment? Fear not, weary traveler! Join the 120,000 other dreamers, wanderers, and suitcase-stuffers who trust America’s Favorite Travel Shows as the launchpad for their next great escape. Because nothing says “I’m serious about travel” like rubbing elbows with 1,500 destinations and operators under one roof.
Think of it as a buffet for your passport—tour operators, cruise lines, and travel providers, all lined up and ready to woo you with prices and perks you won’t find on your favorite dodgy travel app. Don’t trust your trip to an algorithm. Here, you can interrogate real, live experts who actually know what they’re talking about.
And the perks? Exclusive deals, pro-level tips from travel legends, and four stages of insider advice. You’ll leave with more inspiration than your PTO will ever allow. Plus, it’s the only place where you can shop for a trip, book it, and come home with brochures your kids will absolutely pretend to care about.
So secure your tickets and step into the only series of travel shows in the U.S. Because let’s face it—your dream vacation isn’t planning itself.
Sultan Savings!
As citizens of this glorious republic, you’re entitled to exclusive perks—because you’re just that special. For the Phoenix event, simply use promo code SLOWJAM25 to unlock glorious savings. For Los Angeles, just use THIS LINK and prepare to bask in your VIP status.
Why? Because life is better with discounts. And no, we’re not talking about anything specific (definitely not music). Just trust us—you won’t want to miss it.
Become a Slowjamastan Citizen HERE!
The application was good so excited to embrace a new country hopefully my request will be granted..
Why oh why is not the Sultan listed among the featured speakers? Whoever issued the invitations/made up the list is clearly not doing her/his/their homework! How often does the opportunity arise to have a REAL LIVE SULTAN as a speaker??? Come on, Travel Show Team, get with the program and get the Sultan on it.
Had the good fortune to stumble across the Sultan and his security at the LA Travel Show. I flew all the way from Iowa to LA (mainly to see my daughter and to see Josh Gates -another new citizen of Slowjamastan- at the Travel show) Imagine my suprise when the Sultan himself stopped my daughter and I, offering for us to try Slowjamastan’s national fruit (cherries) They were so kind, welcoming, and thrilled neither of us were wearing crocs. The Sultan posed for pictures with us, and offered us citizenship immediately. What a wonderful nation to be a part of! 🙂
Ah, yes! Another glorious tale of destiny, diplomacy, and delicious cherries! What an honor it was for The Sultan to personally bestow citizenship upon you—truly, Slowjamastan’s immigration process is unmatched in efficiency (and snack distribution). Your Croc-free feet have secured you a bright future in our great nation. Welcome home!