BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER
AUGUST 20, 2021
SAN DIEGO, CA – You can’t declare an independent nation if you don’t have any land. Sultan Randy Williams know this first hand – and he decided to do something about it.
Friday, His Excellency took one of the most important steps towards statehood when he submitted an offer to purchase a piece of land in the United States. The exact location of the 10-plus acre piece of land is undisclosed, as is the offer price.
The Sultan says he’s hopeful.
His Excellency said, “It’s a beautiful piece of land and I believe it will serve the people of Slowjamastan wonderfully.”
The Republic of Slowjamastan has signed an agreement with a private American real estate firm who will help negotiate the transaction and, hopefully, secure the land.
Once the geographic area is transferred to The Republic of Slowjamastan, the new nation will begin its construction. The Sultan says his first order of business is to secure the border, plant the flag, assemble a military and a execute a few other important actions before officially declaring independence.
We are closely monitoring the situation and will provide updates when they come in.
Congratulations on the birth of a nation!
Thank you my friend!
How large is the military ?
Secret agents are EVERYWHERE!
What will the privileges of being a citizen and attaining the passport of slowjamastan?
Ask not what Slowjamastan can do for you…
Do you think there will be houses and stores in slowjamastan?
Right after we install the Interactive Armadillo Farm!
Can I buy a quarter of an acre in slojamastan?
Hi Donald! We don’t have any land for sale in Slowjamastan. Please click the JOIN US tab for many ways to be a part of our great nation!
How much does it cost to buy land in slojamistan?
Hi Donald! We don’t have any land for sale in Slowjamastan. Please click the JOIN US tab for many ways to be a part of our great nation!
I applied to become a citizen and heard housing will be built is there a way to be pit on the list for opportunities like even as far to as employment i m a califresident who got declared slowjamistan citizenship so i was just curious please respond sir as i look forward to your developments thank you
Make sure you are subscribed to The Sultan Sun for updates and breaking news!
Does this all make more sense when your, you’re, when one has consumed at least 1 or 10 adultish beverages?