Passport

$59.99

Official Passport to The Republic of Slowjamastan

Add Entry and Exit stamps?

The only other way to receive these official immigration stamps is to actually physically visit Slowjamastan. But for just $5, you can bribe our immigration agents - they'll stamp your new passport with official entry and exit stamps!

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Passport with your data and photo

Make it OFFICIAL – with your very own Slowjamastan Passport!

LEGAL / DISCLAIMER: Please go HERE for important information regarding the use of this passport.

*** OUTSIDE OF THE USA? GO HERE TO ORDER ***

This 100% authentic passport from the Slowjamastan Ministry of Immigration rivals any other nation’s! It includes durable cover pages, a custom data page (with your photo and info) and 16 blank pages for stamps and visas. It’s valid for ten years.

Please note: This passport is not yet accepted in most countries, although the list of nations who accept this passport is growing every day. Do not attempt to use this passport in countries that are not included on our approved list, or risk fines and/or imprisonment. The passport is accepted in The Republic of Slowjamastan, and that’s really all that matters, right?

After we receive your order, we’ll email you to confirm passport details (name, DOB, photo, etc.) *PLEASE CHECK YOUR SPAM FOLDERS* Many people order a passport and we never hear back from them re: their data for the printing. Check your junk folder please!
While we endeavor to ship out passports within 1-2 weeks, times vary and may take up to 45 days.
LEGAL / DISCLAIMER: Please go HERE for important information regarding the use of this passport.

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