I currently reside in Colorado where I spent the formative years as a GenXer. During my 20’s, I gallivanted around Los Angeles where I got the bug to be in Law Enforcement (after playing an LAPD cop in a Japlish Music Video). By my 30’s, however, I grew tired of the traffic so I moved to a remote island in the Bahamas. There, I befriended many Rastafarians, Haitians, and German Expats who taught me the importance of subjective nationality. I eventually got tired of not being able to go to Taco Bell without a boat or airplane, so I went in search of the Nation for me. Slowjamastan is everything I could ever want in a Step-Mother Nation. A perfect blend of California dreaming and Island slow-jamming. It is an honor to be a Citizen Slowjammer and to now fulfill the life-long dream of getting to use the flashing lights and sirens again as a Porder Batrol Agent. In my spare time I grow mushrooms, go to stand-up comedy shows, and take long drives with the top down. My hobbies include cooking, cleaning, and going to work.