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Folks, let me tell you, we’ve got to support The Sultan. He’s being set up, believe me, facing a totally unfair trial for a parking ticket he absolutely doesn’t deserve. It’s a disgrace! And listen, a portion of the proceeds from this shirt will go straight to The Sultan’s legal fund. We’re going to help him fight this, folks! Unbelievable!
This t-shirt is everything you’ve ever dreamed of and even more, believe me. It’s so soft, so lightweight, with just the right amount of stretch. Super comfortable, very flattering, perfect for everyone. You’re going to love it!
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
• Made by barbaric string cheese biters inside The Slowjamastan re-education camp
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
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