Congrats Poindexter, You’re Part of the Less-Than-One-Percent!

Alright Junior, you’re probably here because you made an ignorant comment about The Sultan‘s “accent” on social media. For the less than .0001% that don’t “get it” – there literally are only about seven people and you’re one of them –  we’re happy to explain it to you…

If you did any research before your comment (which you didn’t), you’d know that the official language of Slowjamastan is “English with GFA.” GFA is an acronym for “General Foreign Accent.” So yeah, The Sultan (and everyone else playing along) is literally talking in a made-up, non-descript accent. It literally doesn’t come from anywhere. I bet you feel dumb now, huh? Looks like “someone” missed out on the lesson about “imagination” in second grade. TRIGGER WARNING: We should warn you to avoid shows like SNL, Perfect Strangers, The Dictator, Parks and Recreation, etc.

Also – get ready – this means whatever accent you “assumed” it to be (Arabic, Indian, etc.), actually showed your bias. The only racist was you. How is that for a plot-twist?

 

 

Slowjamastan has over 20,000 citizens from over 120 nations and continues to make people smile and bring joy into people’s lives. In a world that is more divisive than ever before, Slowjamastan is a much-needed escape from the drama and politics of today. Please think before you speak and let people have their fun. Slowjamastan is for everyone (except those who wear Crocs), so please don’t bring your “You’re racist” ignorance around. We’re only prejudiced against dummies. Read the room – everyone’s having fun. Don’t be “that guy.”

 

 

©Slowjamastan Department of Butthurt Feelings