Anthony O’Braonain

Ambassador to Scotland

Greetings, unsuspecting earthlings! I am the illustrious Dr. Antonio O’Braonain, a master of brain tricks and also the Archdeacon of Glasgow for the All Faith Ministries circus in Scotland.

Prepare yourselves, for I’ve been knighted as the Ambassador to Scotland for The People’s Republic of Slowjamastan. My divine mission? To catapult the genius of our Leader to every nook and cranny of the world, and, more importantly, to wage a relentless war against the nefarious Crocs, ensuring their banishment from the face of the planet. Yes, you heard it right – we’re on a mission to make Crocs as illegal as public indecency. A world without those rubbery foot monstrosities is a world worth living in!

For those eager to dive deeper into my cerebral circus, reach out on any of my social platforms. And fear not, should you miss my digital dazzling – I’ll be globe-trotting, saving the world one chuckle at a time. Join me in this cosmic comedy, where the joke’s on Crocs, and enlightenment is just a pair of sensible shoes away!