Citizenship Application - The Republic of Slowjamastan

Name *

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Last

Email *

Social media handles *

Country of birth *

Current residency (city, state, country) *

Why do you want to become a citizen of Slowjamastan? *

Will you follow the laws and regulations of Slowjamastan? *

You can read all Slowjamastan laws and regulations on our website. Read them, love them, practice them.

I promise to (must check all) *

Always show my loyalty and support to The Republic of Slowjamastan.
Show allegiance to The Sultan.
Never play mumble rap inside the borders of The Republic of Slowjamstan.
Always eat string cheese the correct way (pull the strings, never bite the stick).
Throw away the box after I've taken the last donut/piece of pizza.
Listen to the Slowjamastan National Anthem a minimum of three times.

Finally, don't forget to subscribe/follow all of our social media channels.

For sure! I'm on it.
I'm too lazy to spend three minutes doing this extremely easy task to show my appreciation for this generous citizenship opportunity. I'm a loser.