Limited Time Citizenship Opportunity

While The Republic of Slowjamastan will not be publicly offering citizenship on a wide-scale basis until mid-2022, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs is currently offering limited citizenship opportunities to selected individuals.

OBJECTIVE: We are quietly building The Republic of Slowjamastan behind the scenes and, by design, will not debut our nation until all the pieces are in place. When that time comes, we have a very heavy and aggressive rollout plan to introduce The Republic of Slowjamastan to the world – this includes international press, not limited to television, radio and newsprint. Until then, we will be offering citizenship to a very limited amount of applicants. These applicants will hold the responsibility of helping us build the nation and prepare it for its public debut. This initial group of citizens will assist in constructing a digital footprint online for The Republic of Slowjamastan. This is as simple as subscribing to and engaging in discussion with our social media channels and leaving reviews for our nation on respective websites and networks. Members of this group may also be invited to participate in internal and confidential meetings, be asked to share ideas with our government and participate in discussions and planning sessions. For those citizens who are able to join us on location, they will be invited to experience Slowjamastan before the general public, on the ground and within its borders.

REQUIREMENTS: Below are the requirements for citizenship for The Republic of Slowjamastan.

1. Sign up for our Citizens-Only Newsletter below. It’s how The Sultan will communicate, one-on-one to citizens, privately. We will NEVER, EVER spam you or sell/giveaway your personal info. Sultan-swear.

2. Subscribe to/follow all* of the nation’s social media accounts:
     Slowjamastan Instagram
     Slowjamastan Facebook page
     Slowjamastan Consulate Facebook page
     Slowjamastan Twitter
     Slowjamastan YouTube
     Slowjamastan consulate LinkedIn page

*if you don’t have accounts with all of the platforms, it’s okay.

3. Complete application in full (below). After you submit the application, you are not done! Kindly follow the additional instructions and requirements below.

Name *

First

Last

Email *

Social media handles *

Country of birth *

Current residency (city, state, country) *

Why do you want to become a citizen of Slowjamastan? *

Will you follow the laws and regulations of Slowjamastan? *

• Absolutely. I have read and understood all Slowjamastan laws and regulations.
• No, I'm a horrible human who drives slow in the passing lane.
• Wait, you have laws?

You can read all Slowjamastan laws and regulations on our website. Read them, love them, practice them.

I promise to (must check all) *

• Always show my loyalty and support to The Republic of Slowjamastan.
• Show allegiance to The Sultan.
• Never play mumble rap inside the borders of The Republic of Slowjamstan.
• Always eat string cheese the correct way (pull the strings, never bite the stick).
• Throw away the box after I've taken the last donut/piece of pizza.
• Listen to the Slowjamastan National Anthem a minimum of three times.

Don't forget to email your photo to info@slowjamastan.org *

• I won't forget!

Finally, don't forget to subscribe/follow all of our social media channels and submit reviews.

• For sure! I'm on it.
• I'm too lazy to spend three minutes doing this extremely easy task to show my appreciation for this generous citizenship opportunity. I'm a loser.

Make me a Slowjamastani!

4. IMPORTANT: Submit one passport photo (digitally). Photo must meet standard passport photo requirements (Must have a white background and subject must face the camera directly, with both ears visible, etc.) This may be taken at home against a white wall with good lighting, or at any establishment that offers passport photos. Email photo to: info@slowjamastan.org

5. BONUS – NOT MANDATORY
    If you really love us, kindly submit reviews on at least THREE of the following accounts:
    Republic of Slowjamastan on Google 
    Republic of Slowjamastan on Facebook
    Republic of Slowjamastan on Yelp
    Consulate of The Republic of Slowjamastan on Google
    Consulate of The Republic of Slowjamastan on Yelp
    Consulate of The Republic of Slowjamastan on Tripadvisor
    Consulate of The Republic of Slowjamastan on Facebook
    Consulate of The Republic of Slowjamastan on merchantcircle  

Please see existing reviews for examples. Reviews should be fun and creative.

This is a very exciting and special opportunity. Please allow between 48-hours to 60 days for approval (or denial). We look forward to welcoming you into our nation.