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Author: Slowjamastan State Department

16 Nations That Have Recognized and Stamped the Slowjamastan Passport

Posted on February 5, 2023February 5, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER February 4th, 2023 Dublândia, Slowjamastan: From the looks of it, The Slowjamastan passport is quickly on its way to becoming on of the most powerful passports in the world. On recent trips through Africa

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The First Five Slowjamastan Events in 2023

Posted on January 29, 2023March 22, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER January 27th, 2023     Dublândia, Slowjamastan: If you missed the chance to meet The Sultan and Slowjamastan Parliament members in 2022, this year promises even more opportunities to catch up with the leaders of

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Sultan Swings By 12 Nations
Diplomatic Mission Recap

Posted on January 26, 2023January 30, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER January 24, 2023 San Diego: It was wheels up once again in December, as our great Sultan continued his quest to see every country in the world. There are 193 nations on the planet.

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Under 50,000 Visit for Slowjamastan Spooktacular

Posted on December 2, 2022December 2, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER October 29th, 2022   Dublândia, Slowjamastan: The masses converged on The Motherland last weekend for what critics are calling one of the world’s most over-hyped mediocre events of the century: The Slowjamastan Spooktacular .

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Where the Hose At? A Look at Slowjamastan’s New Fire Engine

Posted on December 2, 2022December 2, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER October 29th, 2022     Dublândia, Slowjamastan: You can’t protect a newly created nation from natural disasters without a fire engine, right? Thanks to Slowjamastan Director of Emergency Services, Rescue Rick, that liability is

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Go Slow-Racer, Go!
Slowjamastan’s Official Race Car Races in a Race!

Posted on September 22, 2022February 3, 2023 by Slowjamastan State Department

BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER September 21st, 2022      Buttonwillow, CA: A national anthem? Check. Currency? Check. Extremely handsome and charismatic leader? CHECK!!! Race car…that’s a big ol’ checkeroo! Thanks to Arne Carlson and a crew of

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The Sultan, World Leaders Meet at MicroCon

Posted on September 4, 2022September 4, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER August 10th, 2022   Las Vegas: Leaders from 29 nations around the world converged on Las Vegas last weekend for MicroCon 2022, a summit designed to bring together countries large and small, for

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Slowjamastan Postcard Set

Posted on July 23, 2022July 23, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

  Just released from The Slowjamastan Visitors and Convention Bureau: 4-Postcard Set! Each postcard’s art was hand- (and computer-) designed by the indentured servants at The Slowjamastan Ministry of Arts and Culture and terrible things will happen to those people

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Rare Interview with The Sultan

Posted on July 21, 2022July 23, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

  American journalist Trevor Jones enjoys a rare sit-down with The Sultan and then makes the pilgrimage to Slowjamastan. In one of the most anticipated interviews of the decade, Jones inquires about Slowjamastan’s land, language and laws. The Sultan opens

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Sultan to Attend MicroCon 2022 in Las Vegas, Invites Citizens

Posted on July 12, 2022July 31, 2022 by Slowjamastan State Department

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 11th, 2022   Las Vegas: Think of it as the G20 Summit but for countries like Slowjamastan. Once a year, micronations around the world come together for a special conference where kings, queens,

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