Author: Slowjamastan State Department

  American journalist Trevor Jones enjoys a rare sit-down with The Sultan and then makes the pilgrimage to Slowjamastan. In one of the most anticipated interviews of the decade, Jones inquires about Slowjamastan’s land, language and laws. The Sultan opens

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 11th, 2022   Las Vegas: Think of it as the G20 Summit but for countries like Slowjamastan. Once a year, micronations around the world come together for a special conference where kings, queens,

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 12th, 2022   Munich: Formerly classified documents and photos of The Sultan’s March/April trip around the world were released this morning from state’s Ministry of Communications. Here is a snapshot of The

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER June 1st, 2022        Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: The Republic was bustling with excitement and activity last weekend as The Sultan and members of Parliament descended onto the sacred

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER APRIL 20, 2022     Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: At approximately 5:29PM Slowjamastan Standard Time, Slowjamastani Intelligence alerted The Office of The Sultan of two illegal aliens who managed to penetrate border security.  

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER FEBRUARY 18, 2022      Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: It’s official. The world’s newest country has just named their 100th citizen. Meet Julia Ervin, from Las Vegas, Nevada, United States of America!

  BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER FEBRUARY 6, 2022      Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: Under 10,000 Slowjamastani citizens, loyalists and supporters flooded through the nation’s newly constructed border gate on Sunday for an opportunity to see the

BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM  l  STAFF WRITER JANUARY 4, 2022   Meet The Sultan – Sunday, February 6th   Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: The people cried out with joy today, after The Slowjamastan Ministry of Communications released the news that The

BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM  l  STAFF WRITER DECEMBER 1, 2021        Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: At 12:26 Slowjamastan Standard Time, the Sultan took pen to paper and rocked the international community, signing a document that would declare

BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM  l  STAFF WRITER NOVEMBER 11, 2021      Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: Drills be drillin’, hammers be hammerin’ and saws be sawin’. That was the scene earlier today in The Republic of Slowjamastan as ground was