By order of the Sultan, The Republic of Slowjamastan hereby banishes the following persons from our territories forever, until the end of time…plus another million years.

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The following persons are forbidden entry to The Republic of Slowjamastan:


Name: Susie
Organization: “Vehicle Service Department”
Crime: Robocalls, illegal call spamming
Banished by: The Sultan
Effective date: September 27th, 2021



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