BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER SEPTEMBER 10, 2021 Coat of arms or coat of charms??? That’s the question the world is asking after setting eyes on the newly-unveiled Slowjamastan coat of arms. Wednesday afternoon, The Sultan released the
BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER AUGUST 25, 2021 The internet nearly broke this morning at around 10:17AM (Slowjamastan time), when the Ministry of Music, Art and Culture released the country’s new (and first ever) National Anthem. The Sultan
BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER AUGUST 23, 2021 SAN DIEGO, CA – There was much fanfare and celebration this afternoon and the people of Slowjamastan rejoiced as The Sultan unveiled the nation’s flag, sharing the design with the
BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER AUGUST 20, 2021 SAN DIEGO, CA – This weekend, a very special project is taking place. Sources tell us the official design of the very first Flag of SlowJamastan is underway. The Sultan,
BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER AUGUST 20, 2021 SAN DIEGO, CA – You can’t declare an independent nation if you don’t have any land. Sultan Randy Williams know this first hand – and he decided to do something