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BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER February 28th, 2024 Dublândia: Have you heard? We’re giving away up to $1,000 cash or a trip to Slowjamastan during Tuesday Night Trivia : a live,
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER February 28th, 2024 Dublândia: Concerned citizens, passers-by and even American law enforcement agencies are showing growing concern over the unidentified and gargantuan steel object currently being constructed inside the borders of
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER February 28th, 2024 Dublândia: The meddling foreign media often gets us “wrong,” as evidenced in so many “fake news” reports about our great nation. This month,
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER February 25th, 2024 San Diego: Ah, brace yourselves for the latest spectacle from the Slowjamastan Department of Media and Communications! Behold, the grand unveiling of the
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER February 21st, 2024 Dublândia: Hot off the press, our Sultan and esteemed Parliament has just unveiled the most anticipated unboxing event of the century: introducing the
Play Tuesday Night Trivia for a Chance to Win up to $1,000 or a Trip to Slowjamastan! Introducing Slowjamastan’s Tuesday Night Trivia , a live and interactive online game show taking place every Tuesday night at 6:00PM PST,
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER January 25th, 2024 Dublândia: In a shocking revelation that left linguists bewildered and accents worldwide shaking in their phonetic boots, the Sultan of Slowjamastan finally spilled the
BY THE SULTAN l SUPREME LEADER December 1, 2023 Dublândia: December 1st, 2023 marks the two-year anniversary of independence for The People’s Republic of Slowjamastan. It was on this very day, exactly two years ago, that The Sultan
Show Your Spirit, Win Prizes! In celebration of our country’s independence, our generous Sultan is opening up his coffers and handing out free passports and prizes to those showing their love for Slowjamastan! Ten winners will be
Black Friday Sale EXTENDED Through Monday We’ve never, ever had a “sale.” But here’s the deal…our nation is teetering on the brink of financial collapse and we need capital. So YOU win! Take advantage of these never before offered
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER November 15, 2023 The bustling streets of Brawley, California, transformed into a theater of absurdity as hordes of enthusiastic Americans eagerly awaited the grand spectacle of The Sultan and his motorcade during