Right City, Wrong Year: Slowjamastan’s Olympic Mix-Up BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER July 28th, 2024 Paris — In an extraordinary display of organizational prowess, the Slowjamastan National Hockey Federation descended upon Paris this week, ready to
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Slowjamastan Public Information Department Below is the Sultan’s official court statement and testimony for The United States v. The Sultan, which took place in San Diego Superior Court on July 17th, 2024 under the guidance and supervision
ADVISORY: Some items may be Delayed… Please be advised that due to a sudden and unexpected increase in demand, premium citizen listings, Parliament/Ambassador appointments and some merchandise shipments may be delayed. The Sultan thanks you profusely for your patience
Just released from The Slowjamastan Visitors and Convention Bureau: 4-Postcard Set! Each postcard’s art was hand- (and computer-) designed by the indentured servants at The Slowjamastan Ministry of Arts and Culture and terrible things will happen to those people