Department of Motor Vehicles - The Republic of Slowjamastan

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Please note operating any vehicle inside The Republic of Slowjamastan before our road and highway construction is completed is an offense and punishable by law. Refer to our website for updates on our road and highway infrastructure before attempting to drive any vehicle into Slowjamastan territory.

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I agree that operating any vehicle inside The Republic of Slowjamastan before road and highway construction is completed is an offense and punishable by law. Regardless of my vehicle registration, only when I am notified by The Slowjamastan DMV, may I drive into Slowjamastan. I also agree to never put my feet on the dashboard of any vehicle registered to Slowjamastan, nor allow any passenger inside my vehicle to put their feet on my dash...because we weren't raised in a barn. I promise to always pickup The Sultan if I see him hitchhiking.