We’re haven’t quite made any history just yet! Please check back and watch our story unfold. This is history in the making. Stay updated on the latest news in Slowjamastan by following the Slowjamastan Ministry of Media and Communications news feed HERE.
Where is The Republic of Slowjamastan located?
Slowjamastan is an enclave completely surrounded by American territory. Our nation is accessible from California Highway 78, between the American cities of Ocotillo Wells and Westmoreland, California. You can learn more about our location HERE.
Is The Republic of Slowjamastan really a country?
I don’t believe you.
A wise man once said, “It’s my prerogative.” That wise man was Bobby Brown. You don’t have to believe us – you do you and we’ll do us. But really, what constitutes what is and isn’t a country? I guess it depends on who you ask. Taiwan, Palestine, Vatican City, Kosovo and Western Sahara all say they are countries, but a large portion of the world does not agree. We have claimed independence, have land, borders, cultures and a kick-ass raccoon as a logo/national animal, soooooooo…we’re a country. Don’t fight it.
Can I visit Slowjamastan?
Why yes, yes you can. But you’ll need permission, a.k.a a visa. Get in touch with us for more information. Do not attempt to enter Slowjamastan without permission – we have land mines. And wild raccoons.
Can I Become a Citizen of Slowjamastan?
You sure can! Like any nation, there are requirements. There is a test (don’t worry, it’s easy), minimal paperwork and a small fee involved, but trust me – it’s totally worth it.
I want to be involved – how can be part of Slowjamastan…more than just a citizen?
I’m glad you asked. We will soon be building our political and gubernatorial offices and we need all the help we can get. If you’ve ever wanted to be a prince, a knight, a czar or an ambassador – we’ll be filling dozens of positions and you’re invited to apply. Get in touch with us now to be notified first.
Does Slowjamastan have a leader?
You damn right. The Sultan Randy Williams is the founder and supreme leader of Slowjamastan. Don’t even think about trying to overthrow him or this republic. It’s not that our Sultan can fight – he just has a lot of debt, and you don’t want that!!!
Why aren’t there more FAQs?
In good time, Grasshopper. Please check back later.
But wait! I want to know more!
For now, check out our “about” page for more fun facts and figures.
Stay updated on the latest news in Slowjamastan by following the Slowjamastan Ministry of Media and Communications news feed HERE.