Joe Lindsay

Director – Bureau of Land Management

Zoning, fencing, raccoon-corralling, pest-control, signage, security and supervision of our infamous and intimidating “Intruder Deterrence System” (landmines), Joe supervises our entire national infrastructure. 

He also doubles as one of The Sultan’s most trusted Secret Service Agents and if we told you his secret “move,” we’d have to kill you. Trust us, you don’t wanna see it in action.