This list is compiled by The Slowjamastan Department of Holidays and Leisure under the authority of The Sultan.
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January 19th – Mark Corona Day
We celebrate the birthday of our Chief Border Patrol Agent
February 28th – Samantha Speckmeyer Day
We celebrate the birthday of Governess of the State of Donsam Wadi
May 12th – Donald Caliva Day
We celebrate the birthday of Governor of the State of Donsam Wadi
June 31st – Wear Crocs in Slowjamastan Day
The only day that Crocs are allowed in The Republic
July 13th – Glenn Palmer Day
We celebrate the birthday of Governor of Palmerstan
July 25th – Choco Taco Remembrance Day
We take this day to mourn the disappearance of The Choco Taco and demand its prompt return.
July 30th – GISH Day
We celebrate and recognize the contributions of Greatest International Scavenger Hunt the World Has Ever Seen
Inspired by Nina Mostepan
August 18th – Founders Day
We celebrate the day Slowjamastan was founded
September 15th – Tim Richards Day
We celebrate the birthday of Press Secretary Tim Richards
October 21st – Rescue Rick Day
We celebrate the birthday of Director of Emergency Services Rescue Rick
December 1st – Independence Day
We celebrate the day Slowjamastan declared its independence
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