This list is compiled by The Slowjamastan Department of Holidays and Leisure under the authority of The Sultan.

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January 19th – Mark Corona Day
We celebrate the birthday of our Chief Border Patrol Agent

January 23rd – Rene Nicholson  Day
We celebrate the birthday of Governess of the State of Bucksylvania

February 28th – Samantha Speckmeyer Day
We celebrate the birthday of Governess of the State of Donsam Wadi

May 12th – Donald Caliva Day
We celebrate the birthday of Governor of the State of Donsam Wadi

May 15th – Kathy Snook Day
We celebrate the birthday of Governess of the State of Snooklyn

June 31st – Wear Crocs in Slowjamastan Day
The only day that Crocs are allowed in The Republic

July 13th – Glenn Palmer Day
We celebrate the birthday of Governor of the State of Palmerstan

July 25th – Choco Taco Remembrance Day
We take this day to mourn the disappearance of The Choco Taco and demand its prompt return.

August 18th – Founders Day
We celebrate the day Slowjamastan was founded

September 15th – Tim Richards Day
We celebrate the birthday of Press Secretary Tim Richards

October 21st – Rescue Rick Day
We celebrate the birthday of Director of Emergency Services Rescue Rick

November 21st – Joe Lindsay Day
We celebrate the birthday of Director of  Bureau of Land Management Joe Lindsay

December 1st – Independence Day
We celebrate the day Slowjamastan declared its independence

 

 

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