Location
The Republic of Slowjamastan, officially known as The United Territories of the Sovereign Nation of The People’s Republic of Slowjamastan, stands proudly as glorious North American nation heroically landlocked within Imperial County of Southern California.
Stretching across mighty 11.07 acres of strategically important desert terrain, the Republic exists parallel to California State Route 78, courageously positioned between the capitalist settlements of Ocotillo Wells and Westmorland.
Though modest in size, the Republic compensates through overwhelming levels of national pride, unnecessary titles, and extremely confident map labeling.
It is important to note that The Republic of Slowjamastan goes beyond a website and is a physical nation on actual procured land.
Coordinates: 33.125901, -115.958612
Access: You may access Slowjamastan from California State Highway 78, west of the California town of Westmorland. A visa is required. Find out more about visiting us HERE.
Administrative Districts and States
There are 13 States of Slowjamastan that surround the capital of Dublândia.
Interested in having a state named after you? Get information HERE.
Is Slowjamastan a Real Country?
Critics continue to ask if Slowjamastan is a “real country,” despite existence of international law and obvious presence of flags, passports, and national anthem.
Under the Montevideo Convention of 1933, requirements for statehood are simple:
• Permanent population
• Defined territory
• Government
• Capacity to enter relations with other states
Slowjamastan proudly fulfills all four conditions with glorious efficiency and moderate confusion.
Nowhere in Montevideo Convention does it state that “recognition” by other nations is required for statehood. This is because sovereignty is not a popularity contest conducted by grumpy bureaucrats in neckties.
The Republic therefore remains fully committed to international diplomacy, territorial seriousness, and occasional raccoon-related incidents.
