Princess Miranda, Duchess of Croc Rehab, defies her title with a quirky persona. The only royal twice trapped in an elevator, stung by a jellyfish, and lost in a casino, she also enjoys free drawing and writing as a North County San Diego admin. Overcoming a teen croc addiction, initially mistaking them for shoes, she went cold turkey with the help of guides. Croc-free for a decade, she’s on a mission to eradicate the addiction, restoring her feet’s health. While she risks dihydrogen monoxide, Miranda embraces a life of wisdom, charisma, and a love for science and cats. Disliking useless things unless cool, she finds fascination in unique words like “zenzizenzizenzic,” representing the eighth power of a number.