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BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER APRIL 20, 2022 Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: At approximately 5:29PM Slowjamastan Standard Time, Slowjamastani Intelligence alerted The Office of The Sultan of two illegal aliens who managed to penetrate border security.
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER FEBRUARY 18, 2022 Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: It’s official. The world’s newest country has just named their 100th citizen. Meet Julia Ervin, from Las Vegas, Nevada, United States of America!
BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP l STAFF WRITER FEBRUARY 6, 2022 Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: Under 10,000 Slowjamastani citizens, loyalists and supporters flooded through the nation’s newly constructed border gate on Sunday for an opportunity to see the
BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM l STAFF WRITER JANUARY 4, 2022 Meet The Sultan – Sunday, February 6th Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: The people cried out with joy today, after The Slowjamastan Ministry of Communications released the news that The
BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM l STAFF WRITER DECEMBER 1, 2021 Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: At 12:26 Slowjamastan Standard Time, the Sultan took pen to paper and rocked the international community, signing a document that would declare
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BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM l STAFF WRITER NOVEMBER 11, 2021 Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: Drills be drillin’, hammers be hammerin’ and saws be sawin’. That was the scene earlier today in The Republic of Slowjamastan as ground was
BY DIRK CUNNINGHAM l STAFF WRITER OCTOBER 4, 2021 Imperial County, CA, USA: At around 2PM, Slowjamastan time today, it became official: The Sultan of Slowjamastan cementing a deal with the County of Imperial, California, USA, to procure a
BY ALEXANDER BOFILL l STAFF WRITER OCTOBER 3, 2021 They see me rollin’…they hatin’. That was the sound of the Sultan ridin’ through the streets of Slowjamastan this weekend in his new Mercedes Benz, the first official state vehicle.