The United Territories of the Sovereign Nation of The People’s Republic of Slowjamastan is a dictatorship.

The lifelong self-appointed supreme leader of Slowjamastan is Sultan Randy “R Dub!” Williams.

Though the Republic of Slowjamastan contains a cabinet of czars, generals, directors and constables, any and all decision making authority is ultimately held by The Sultan.

(Republic of Slowjamastan Federal Statute 189001.002)



The Republic of Slowjamastan wishes to form formal alliances with select nations and governorates.

Interested parties may contact us.


We are currently updating and revising the Slowjamastan Federal Statute and Constitution. Stay updated on the latest news in Slowjamastan by following the Slowjamastan Ministry of Media and Communications news feed HERE.