Polo Ceniseros

Crown Prince

As the nation’s first Crown Prince, he’s just the guy with the pretty tablecloth upon his head. Polo is in charge of Slowjamastan’s national resources, including the use of and exports. He holds a PHD in English with GFA.

When he’s not busy putting together multi-dozen dollar deals in sand sales, Polo can be found making people slap their knees at comedy clubs around the country.

Note: Polo is currently on probation for lack of participation in The Motherland.