Passport

Passport

Make it OFFICIAL – with your very own Slowjamastan Passport!

LEGAL / DISCLAIMER: Please go HERE for important information regarding the use of this passport.

*** OUTSIDE OF THE USA? GO HERE TO ORDER ***

This 100% authentic passport from the Slowjamastan Ministry of Immigration rivals any other nation’s! It includes durable cover pages, a custom data page (with your photo and info) and 16 blank pages for stamps and visas. It’s valid for ten years.

Please note: This passport is not yet accepted in most countries, although the list of nations who accept this passport is growing every day. Do not attempt to use this passport in countries that are not included on our approved list, or risk fines and/or imprisonment. The passport is accepted in The Republic of Slowjamastan, and that’s really all that matters, right?

After we receive your order, we’ll email you to confirm passport details (name, DOB, photo, etc.)
While we endeavor to ship out passports within 1-2 weeks, times vary and may take up to 45 days.
LEGAL / DISCLAIMER: Please go HERE for important information regarding the use of this passport.

Passport photos (click arrows on the side to see some of the inside pages)