Slowjamastan Flag Crew neck sweatshirt – Unisex

Description

Wrap yourself in the undeniable majesty of Slowjamastan with this legendary crew-neck sweatshirt. Adorned with our glorious flag, this masterpiece isn’t just clothing—it’s a statement. A statement that says, “Yes, I have impeccable taste. Yes, I support the greatest micronation on Earth. And no, I will not tolerate Crocs.”

Crafted for supreme coziness and enduring style, this sweatshirt’s pill-resistant fleece ensures you stay looking fresh, no matter how many daring adventures (or naps) you embark on. The relaxed fit makes it ideal for everything from state banquets to overthrowing lesser nations in style.

• 50% cotton, 50% polyester—because balance is key, even in textiles
• NuBlend® pill-resistant fleece—good luck trying to ruin this one
• Quarter-turned for that flawless, non-wrinkled look (you’re welcome)
• High-stitch density—because regular stitch density was too mainstream
• Fabric weight: 8 oz./yd.² (in case you’re calculating your wardrobe’s weight capacity)
• Classic unisex fit—because fashion has no borders, unlike our mighty nation
• Set-in sleeves—just like democracy, but better
• Double-needle stitched collar, cuffs, and waistband—for extra durability in case of unexpected diplomatic crises
• Concealed cuff seams—because even sweatshirts deserve a little mystery
• Responsibly sourced from Honduras—because Slowjamastan imports only the finest!

Wear it with pride, wear it with honor, and most importantly—wear it knowing you’re now officially better dressed than 99% of the planet.

This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!

In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.