Visit The Republic of Slowjamastan
You can stop by anytime, but we really recommend you come by during one of our events. We’d hate for you to spend all that money on gas and drive hours through the American desert just to arrive at Slowjamastan to find the Sultan’s not home…nor anyone else. It might be kinda lonely for you. I mean, if you’re in the neighborhood, sure – but we wouldn’t recommend making a long trip to our nation outside of visiting hours. At least, not until The Sultan’s Lazy River® is completed. If you do come, you assume any and all risks. No one’s died in Slowjamastan yet, let’s keep it that way.
*** SEE OUR UPCOMING EVENTS HERE
*** APPLY FOR ENTRY VISA HERE ***
For our friends outside of North America: Please see this URGENT TRAVEL ADVISORY.