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Is it true , the doubloon is the nation currency of Slowjamastan?
Great guess. Close. It’s the “Duble.” Rhymes with the Russian “Ruble!”
Hale Sultan. Sultan on.
Sultan never sleeps.
I envision a future a Slowampalooza. Think about it.
We dig it.