BY HARVEY SCHMIDLAP  l  STAFF WRITER
June 1st, 2022

 

 

Dublândia, Republic of Slowjamastan: The Republic was bustling with excitement and activity last weekend as The Sultan and members of Parliament descended onto the sacred grounds for special ceremonies.

But first, the people must eat! The nearby Blu In Café in The United States hosted a special “Breakfast Fit for a Sultan, which included a proclamation of their own, followed by a showering of gifts to The Sultan.

 

 

Soon after, back in Slowjamastan, a cheering crowd helped officiate four newly named States of The Republic. Newly appointed Governor of his territories, Glenn Palmer and daughter Kira from Massachusetts, USA, were on hand to cut the ribbons and welcome all to Palmerstan and Upper Palmerstan.

 

 

Then it was over to the eastern lands to introduce the new state of DonSam Wadi, overseen by Governor Donald Caliva and Governess Samantha Speckmeyer. The state was founded on the “take a penny, leave a penny” idea of goodwill and kindness to all.

Follow DonSam Wadi on Facebook HERE.

 

 

But Donald had one more trick up his sleeve before the afternoon ended, as he got down on one knee and proposed to Governess Speckmeyer. She said, with a perfect Slowjamastani accent, JESSS!

 

 

Are you interested in naming a state of your very own in Slowjamastan. Well, you can – just GO HERE for information. 

 

 

7 thoughts on “New States of Slowjamastan Named, Sultan Sexy as Ever.

  1. Hello! I am Kirsten Wrischnik First of her name, Riot Born. Blood of the Dragon with 1% of the 99. Master 33 INFJ, Seed of Stars, Child of Indigo, Dubbed “KDUB’07” , Gangster of love, Spirit of Khaos and Peace. Ice Queen the Mother of Monsters. Leader of bad ass Bitchary.
    😆🔥❄️🥳
    I think I am feeling what you’re doing here. Quite gangster of you. I too am focusing on taking over the world. In a world of my own everything WOULD make sense!.
    Sexy Sultan, I would humbly bend the knee as your Queen and partner in Freedom and Creation.
    I’m here to fuck this shit up. (In the best way)🔥 ✌️❤️😹❄️
    Or at least keep in touch so when I do, we can be alias.
    I humbly await your response. (This was fun to write)
    ✌️🥳❤️
    Your Future Queen,
    Kirsten Allison Wrischnik

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